The idea of video game sex is viewed with contempt by most people. After all, it’s probably just for sad lonely men or nerds wearing raincoats. These are the kind of people who are likely to get a kick out of seeing video game characters engaging in sexual action.
But for better or worse, as video games have entered the mainstream, we are seeing more and more sex scenes in video games. And sex is being increasingly portrayed in a more mature and meaningful way, just like in the movies… So here follow the top 25 sex scenes seen in video games to date.
NOTE: The majority of these games have been rated PEGI 18 and Mature (by the ESRB), so these scenes should only be viewed by people of the appropriate age.
25. Alpha Protocol
Alpha Protocol was a game that had some great choice and consequence gameplay, but sold poorly, got mediocre reviews and is regarded as a failed game. This is a pity, because it actually was a pretty decent spy role-playing game. You got to imitate James Bond and impress a sexy secretary by admitting to being a spy, for example. And like James Bond, Alpha Protocol protagonist agent Michael Thorton got to score with the ladies more than once.
One such lady was the mysterious German blonde mercenary known just as “SIE” (hey this is a spy game after all!) If he managed to earn her affections she would reward him with a little intimacy. The scene between Thorton and SIE is a bit rough – she’s a large German lady with big guns, after all… but such is the life of a spy.
24. Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon
This game, as you can tell from the title, is a spin-off of Far Cry 3. It was an 80’s inspired sci-fi shooter that pays homage to the action films of the time. It also had blood dragons that shot laser beams from their eyes (yes really!). The game was an entertaining and original diversion, but obviously not a match for Far Cry 3, from which it borrowed far too many assets. Still the over the top humor and atmosphere made it a winner.
When it comes to sex, there are innumerable references to a certain sexual act, as well as a quite graphic sex scene. Given that the game has a retro vibe, this cutscene is in low resolution, so don’t be offended by the poor graphics. It shows the protagonist Rex Colt getting it on with a woman named Dr. Darling. And he and the doc sure appear to be in tune with each other.