The Top 25 Video Game Sex Scenes

14. The Witcher 3

Game creators CD Projekt sure scored with 2015’s The Witcher 3. This was a jolly good game by anyone’s standards, with a mature storyline and a colourful cast of characters. They still couldn’t get the combat right in this one, though. And protagonist Geralt is either a charming rogue or the worst video game character ever, depending on who you ask.

The game does have pretty good sex scenes, and one involving Geralt’s former lover Keira Metz sure stands out. Keira is a sultry blonde and a witch (a bit like the Morrigan character from Dragon Age). In the game she would arrange a romantic meal in the middle of a swamp if you did her enough favours… This led to a sex scene that’s actually quite classy, and one of the best seen in a video game to date.